| Born 16/08/1972
Scottish comedian and writer, known for his controversial humour that is often laced with pessimism. Most famous for his regular appearances on Mock The Week. |
| ” I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?”
“You got this thing on DVDs now, where they say DVD piracy funds the drug trade… Funds the drugs trade – I don’t know about you, but I reckon, if you can’t make money out of heroin, you’re gonna struggle in general. ‘Oh, the problem with this crack cocaine is people can just take it or leave it – thank God we’re still selling the Harry Potters!’ “ |
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